That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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