Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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