I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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