i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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