My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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