...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i dont even know how to be here
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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