hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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