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So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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