Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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