How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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