Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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