Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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