you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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