ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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