North Korea, Best Korea!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You may now shotgun with the bride
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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