Don't you send me to vm
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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