Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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