It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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