Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
why is half of my head shaved?
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