I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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