Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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