no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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