I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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