He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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