God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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