Duck Duck Cougar?
either way he was missing a nipple.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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