only if we run a train.
done.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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