i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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