we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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