I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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