dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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