To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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