Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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