The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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