you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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