i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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