Dual....:-)
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
