? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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