How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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