If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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