that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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