But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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