told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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