I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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