I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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