she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You've changed since you got that strap on
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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