New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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