I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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