My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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