It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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