who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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