we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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