I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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