I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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