Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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