Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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